NEWS

09.06.2008 Sharing stage with the PIRATES in August!

Check out the latest additions on our gig list!

03.06.2008 Manic earlybirditude is not our thang

Would you be a little smoother on the accelerator pedal Päne? Wha?! Never!! We almost killed our car on the highway, but we still managed to arrive fashionably late at the Texas Music Hall last friday. Thanks for the patience of the Texas sound man, we were able to have our sound check almost normally. Lucky bastards.

Drunken bastards, as it later turned out to be. But before we puked out our left lungs we played an excellent show for all our friends, enemies and shitfaced celebrities. Sooo cool!

Anyway, once again thanks for all the lovely people, thieves and villains who came to see us in Helsinki and Lappeenranta. Hope to see you soon!

See new LIVE PICS from Lappeenranta.

14.04.2008 New song added!

'Nuff said? Check out our MySpace-site...and leave your comment!

12.03.2008 Our prodigal son just came back home..

Party time, people, Tapsa is back in the old continent! Just wanted to let you know...

There's also some new stuff comin' up. Still needs the final mix. What it sounds like? Cat fight in a phonebooth? Big ol' hog roaring? All that with an extra spicy flavor. There you go. But it still needs that final touch.

18.02.2008 Live NUDE pigs! XXX!

Did we catch your attention? Good! According to the farmers yearbook from 1956, most women between 18-98 years of age are into pig fetishism. Don't believe us? Anyway, go see our latest LIVE PICS.

By looking at the photos you might wonder where the hell is his Dudeness, the geetar hero mr. Ollonen. Don't worry, there's a reason for everything. He was unable to participate on our last gig because he's travellin' around the globe as a drum technician for the northern heavy metal gods Sonata Arctica. They are touring in Canada and North & South America at the moment. It's all hang overs, jet lags and Pan Am highway blues. But he'll be back!

11.02.2008 Git up off yer bee-hind, Bubba!

...'cause it's time to testify brothers and sisters! Yes, we just love the southern hospitality! Jep, kiitokset Salon koplalle! Bileet oli hienot ja tarjoilu yltäkylläistä. Kesällä soitellaan HD-juhlissa Kemissä mutta toivottavasti törmäillään jo aiemmin. Kiitos!

29.01.2008 Myspace unshittyfied!

We suffered from minor administrative problems with our myspace account and we were forced to create a new one that can be found at www.myspace.com/GreedyPigFinland. Go check it out and leave your comment!

Next weekend we will be doing a gig in Salo with the ee-zee riders. Hope to see you there! That's all for now folks. Take care!

23.12.2007 Time for seasonal greetings...

For the obvious reasons this is not our favourite time of the year... but be merry my friend, be merry! Once again our heroic hogs succesfully avoided the butchers knife, and while you're reading this they are already heading for their next wild, loud and morally questionable adventure. Hi ho silver!

Thanks for this past year! It's been a lot of fun. And hey, if you should feel constipated after enjoying all the Christmas delicacy, remember that we keep delivering the brown noise right after the new year. See you there!

18.12.2007 Introducing the Big Bad Boozer!

Some of you might have already noticed that there's been some changes in our line-up. Due to his overloaded work schedules, brother Joffel decided to leave the band last summer. We're still friends and this is not the end of the world for any of us. Anyway, we were lucky to find our replacement guitar slinger so fast. He saved our asses on a couple of gigs and now he's a part of our pig squad.

Ok, drum roll here....introducing brother Tapsa Ollonen on geetaarrr!

Consider this as a fair warning...he looks like Billy Gibbons junior (check out the pic above, yes, the left one) and he plays his six string like a mad hog on acid! Listen folks, where ever you park your trailer be sure to hide your small pets and daughters 'cause there's a wild hog on the loose...!

About next year...there's no big announcements yet, but it looks like there's a good year coming. We are listing our gigs as soon as they are confirmed. Anyway, we were doing a show in Lappeenranta a few months ago and now we've been requested to do another one on January...and why not! Thanks to all the good people living there! Cheers!

29.10.2007 Great weekend!

Ha! Thanks to all you sweaty rockers, stinky rollers and rest of the weirdos who came to see us in Jyväskylä and Lappeenranta last weekend! Great bars, funny people and amazing party. Thanks!

While recovering from last weekends boozing, take a look at our new LIVE PICS from Jyväskylä. !

26.09.2007 Geezer this, geezer that...

We just heard that there was some Greedy Pig related content shown last night on Finnish television. According to our anonymous sources the program was Yle arkisto: Äijärock at YLE Teema.

You missed that? So did the Pigs. And so did Uncle Vernon. Well yeah, actually, he's a pig too..but the good news is that there's going to be a replay tomorrow night (thu 27.09.) at 19.00!

12.09.2007 Buzz fly, buzz fly...

Ok, brothers and sisters, winter is coming...be sure to SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HOBOS! Give a life to a train hopper! Save the tramps!

Seriously folks, what we were supposed to say is that we have a new email address for our "support services". You can contact us in any kind of business. You need us for a gig? You have suggestions or questions? Just ordinary hate mail? Your sugar daddy turned out to be a hustler or your neighbour is a fucking dickweed and you want us to do something about it? You have nothing to say in particular and you want share it with us? Anything goes! Just keep them mails coming people, keep them mails coming!

GreedyPigSupport(at)gmail.com (just replace, well, you know what..)

You can still leave your nasty greetings on our GUESTBOOK too.

07.09.2007 Some news, some live pics and some cheap jokes..

How's life in trailer park? Uh, never mind...
Anyway, the big bad porky is planning to record some new howling and weiling in mid september. This time folks, I think he's for real. Apart from the slight (but obvious) drinking problem the main pig is, well...tougher than ever. We'll see what happens..

And another thing here...we found some pictures from the vault or dungeon or where ever it is that you're supposed to keep the pictures of drunken dirty pigs (well, I know uncle Vernon was a drunken pig and your aunt Annie was a dirty slut but you would not want THESE guys in your family album. Right?) and we decided to share the agony. See LIVE PICS. Still hoping to get some live video from Tornio on our site, we are working on that.

02.09.2007 Some new pics available @ www.tcccry.com...

There are some pictures from our show in Tornio at Tornio Classic Cars Club's web page. See pictures-section @ www.tcccry.com and select Cruising and Rocking 2007 from the folders. We will add more pics and hopefully even some rockin' video from Tornio at GP site later on. Thanks to TCCC and all the people there! We will continue our adventures and ass kicking activities in Jyväskylä and Lappeenranta. See you there!

27.06.2007 New shows added!

See the old hogs on stage! Check out the shows -section!
Wanna know what the pigs are all about...? Try me!

06.05.2007 Hello all you bootleggers, moonshiners and boogie drillers!

Ekana kiitokset kaikille lestinheittäjille, kivimiehille ja muille taparikollisille jotka tulivat seuraamaan GP:n edesottamuksia Lappeenrannan Totemiin! Meno oli mahtavaa, kaukaloa kaatui ja tanner tömisi...possut kiittää ja kumartaa kärsänpää kosteana!

Samana viikonloppuna oltiin possuleirissä muutenkin aktiivisia. Kun päästiin kotikarsinalle niin vedettiin änkyrät ja räimittiin narulle bassonlänkytystä pariin uuteen ralliin. Vielä röhkitään laulut sisään niin saadaan uutta pauketta ja räminää MEDIA osastolle. Stay tuned!

Seuraavaksi rokataan Nurmeksessa parin viikon päästä. See ya there!

BTW, Greedyn liverutistusta pääsee kuunteleen osoitteessa www.MySpace.com/GreedyPigRocks. Sinne. HETI!

21.04.2007 Greedy opens new fuckin' website!

New website is here ladies and gents!
Check out the shows -section! Few new gig have been added there.

20.12.2006 Säätöä

Uudet sivut ovat työn alla. Nykyinen palautelinkki mailin kautta ei toimi. Se oli poistettava tietoturvasyistä. Myös uusia biisejä äänitellään parhaillaan. Palataan asiaan.

15.11.2006 Kesän Ruotsin keikalta kommentit

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10.09.2006 KEIKAT

22.04.06 Tornio, Umppari
05.05.06 Savonlinna, The Rocks
01.07.06 Imatra, H-D Picnic Party
15.07.06 Flakasand Festival, Sweden
13.10 Old Cock, Lappeenranta
14.10 The Rocks, Savonlinna

07.04.2006 Site updated

Site is updated. More material is coming soon.

16.03.2006 Naamat

Naamat valuu ja vaihtuu ja odottavan aika on kirotun pitkä.Thanks and be patient.

16.03.2006 TÖE! everybody!

Ekaks isot kiitokset mukavasta palautteesta.Dokumenttia "Läpi harmaan kiven" seurasi Ylen katsojalukumittauksen mukaan noin 448 000 katsojaa."Näinollen" ollaan neuvoteltu jo kakkososasta...no joo,oli meillä asiaakin!Ollaan tehty laitehankintoja ja viimeistelty uutta treeni/äänitystilaa; uusien biisien kimpussa ollaan ja treenataan niinku lahjattomat tekee ku biisit on tosi hölömöjä. Ja tietenki!Tuttu ja ääriv***umainen Mr.Murphy lakeineen ojentaa sikaa sähkö/vesivahinkojen merkeissä!Kiitos,thank you!Oliko vielä muuta tähän nahkaan!Saat..a! Keikoista ja muista häppeninkeistä ilmoitellaan tällä NEWS-sivulla heti kun paikat ja ajankohdat varmistuvat. Sivuille laitellaan piakkoin uutta infoa,kuvia,haju-ääntä ja kaikensorttista pauketta.Kaikesta huolimatta pysykää valveutuneina,hä...hkö?

Warner Music Finland hoitaa Greedyn musan digikauppaa. Heillä on paljon materiaalia jonossa,joten homma on vielä vaiheessa.Aineisto on menossa eteenpäin ja ladattavissa esim. www.biisi.fi

15.03.2006 Damn!

The fuckin´ Pig´s alive! Faceflows and changes in the crew!

If Warner Music Finland does the right thing you can download the music in mp3 www.biisi.fi. It's promised to be available within three weeks.

08.03.2006 New site

New site is here! More pictures, videos and other material will be added shortly